Here's another one...

Forest: I'll be right back. Phoebe, don't touch my toy.
Phoebe: O.K.
Forest:(as he is returning back to Phoebe and the toy, and sees that Phoebe is indeed touching it) Phoebe, Do you know what it means to not touch my toy?
Phoebe: Nope.

Another great contemplation from Forest...

Forest: I don't think I'm ever going to get married.
Me: Why? Because you don't want to?
Forest: Yes, 'cause most likely you'll have to have a lot of girly stuff in your house.

It's All in the Clothes, Mom!

A recent conversation between Forest and I...
Forest: Mom, if the power Rangers were real, would they be powerful?
Me: Forest, the power Rangers aren't real.
Forest: But, if they were real, would they be powerful?
Me: But Forest, they're not real, so...
Forest: I'm just saying, if they were, would they be powerful?
Me: Yes.
Forest: No, they aren't powerful, Mom. Their clothes are.
Me: *sigh*